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              Fork handles - love it @Pete8!
               
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                    An English man, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in the audience.

                    Madji the magician comes on stage and asks "Can you see me?"

                    They respond; "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"
                     
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                              You see it too, don't you? That is why we are friends...

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