A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    What does a snowman eat?
    Snow flakes.
     
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              I live in a Labour constituency.

              Starmer paid me a surprise visit last week for a quick chat.

              My hearing aids were playing up so I didn't here much, but at the end I heard him say

              "...and if you survive this winter, you might be interested in Labour's Assisted Dying Bill"
               
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