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A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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I keep singing Diamonds are Forever around the home and winking at my wife.
That way the car mats will be an even bigger surprise.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
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Someone sent us this card last year. It was my favourite!
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