A Joke Or Two 2023/24

3 liters of coke, family size ...

 

Funnily enough, a friend of mine had a cola-coloured cat called Pepsi.

 

When planting your Spring garden, always check your pots ...

 

That's like one year when B and I went on holiday to Cornwall and bought so many plants that I didn't know how to get them all in the car when we went home ! (we'd taken so much luggage you see)
I said to B "You can either take the luggage and leave the plants or take the plants and leave the luggage"
She replied "We'll take the plants and leave the luggage"
In the end I managed to get all the plants into the car but had to wedge lots of them around B in the passenger seat, and it was such a difficult job taking them out and getting them back in again after we'd stopped in the motorway services

 

That looks like us most visits! No way would we stop off along the way. We have often done eight hours without stopping.