A Joke Or Two 2023/24

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!..

Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?"

Me: "Yeah."

Her: "Wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."

Me: "Right, I've done that"

Her: "Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion!"

Me: "I can see that, yeah."

Her: "Just behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each other!"

Me: Okay, I see them."

Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the screen, there's a woman gladiator holding a spear."

Me: "Yes! I can see her!"

Her: "Right..! Those are the Sandals I want for my birthday"