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                :yikes: OMG!!! I think Crocs and Alligators are the scariest creatures in the whole wide world.
                I can remember years ago a friend in Australia told me how one climbed out from her toilet!!!!:thud:

                To this day I still can't use the loo without a thorough check first.....neurotic I know as we dont even have them over here.

                Another friend who lives in Florida told us how they and their neighbours were woken by another neighbours dog barking frantically as it watch as a couple of huge ones swam in the family's swimming pool. Fortunately the dog was safely inside and watching through the patio windows!!!

                I just thankful that we have small and relatively 'safe' critters.
                 
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