A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce?
He's a rocket man.

 

I was just watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra on telly

and half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.

 

sending councils a message

 

Who ever did the paint job on that van @pete needs to learn how to spell.

 

I normally read without seeing each letter, do you remember seeing that sentence where only the first are last letter of each word is right, the rest in each word is jumbled, your brain does the rest.