A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      Is that you John? What can be said apart from ..' looks like a lot is going on there' :heehee:
       
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        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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        Its a picture of John when he was older.:smile:
         
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          It's like looking in a mirror only I'm much younger and more handsome :)
           
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            It's not me I had shoulder length hair and a beard and no glasses
             
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                  A cooling cartoon...
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                            There should have been two of them. Then it would be a BROOOM! BROOOM! :whistle: :heehee:
                             
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                              A frog, who wondered about his ancestry, went for a DNA test.

                              As it turned out; he was mostly French but a tad Pole..…
                               
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                                Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.

                                They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.
                                 
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