A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Mildly amusing, hilarious? not really.

 

And I am only 12

I don't usually get offended by rude things. I'm more likely to think they are silly

 

I did manage to see the video eventually, although I can't remember how I did it.
I thought it was boring and rather childish. I didn't watch it all.

 

For @Upsydaisy
Our friend in America put this on Facebook ...

 

Does anyone know this?

 

I have heard of it but never visited....not sure if I really want too .

Poison Garden - The Alnwick Garden

 

I have heard of it too. They have recently taken on a very poisonous plant that has to be kept in a glass container and can't be handled. Sorry, I can't remember the name of it.

 

I noticed the plant in the cage looks like cannabis...

 

A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing 1000 Quid bet.
The barman would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out and challenge any man to squeeze out another drop.
Weightlifters, arm wrestlers; they all tried and
lost the bet.
Then one day, a scrawny little man, (if he stood sideways you would not see him) wearing scratched glasses, a ten year old polyester suit, walked in and said
"I'd like to take on the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the barman said, "Okay"; grabbed the lemon and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Lemon Rind to the little man.
But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence....as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon....
six drops fell into the glass.
As the barman paid the 1000 Quid bet, he asked "What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a metal worker,
a weight-lifter, or what?"
The little man quietly replied:
I Am a
Tax man