A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Sorry got the wrong end of the stick there. :smile:
     
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    No I think you're right. I hadn't thought of it but the penny dropped when you mentioned the USSR threat. All these years I thought my schooling was based on paranoia about Germany, but more likely it was to prepare us to be stationed in Germany in case the Soviets tried anything.
     
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                    Waiting to get an GP appointment Pete.
                     
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