A Joke Or Two 2023/24

I binned my vacuum cleaner.

It was just collecting dust.

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/to34l5NKm9w

 

Not sure this is a joke when you actually think about it.


Must be old because it mentions the EU.

 

The wind in Wales was that strong last night,
my mates wheelie bin has been put on a speed awareness course.

 

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,

"Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young brunette , gave me a strange look and said,

"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pyBwYlxd3D4

 

Bloody kerb crawlers, they are all like that in Wales.