A Joke Or Two 2023/24

We only wanted to go for a long weekend.

 

While the minority of the welsh were celebrating beating the Aussies at the ruby union world cup tonight, please find time for the majority who were unable to attend due to serving a speed awareness course.

 

One summer day many years ago Berly and I had been for a drive to the Gower Penisnula and we stopped in a town on the way home for B to go to the toilet. I waited in the car.
Very soon a 'nicely dressed' lady came to the window and said, with a twinkle in her eye "Are you looking for business ?"
Me being 'me' and a bit dim, I replied "I've already got a job thank you."
The lady smiled nicely and winked, and at that moment Beryl came back to the car.
I told her what the lady had said and she burst out laughing, and explained why the lady had said what she did ...
Then penny dropped
We never stopped laughing about it !

 

J showed me this this morning posted by our friend who has 34 cats and said "Who does this remind you of?" and I said ... "Me, Me"!

 

If Chris Rea lives in Wales -- He'd start driving home any day soon

 

"I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language.

"I do" is the longest sentence.

 

For Welsh viewers only.

 

Breaking news: Police chasing a dangerous criminal through Heathrow Airport lost him at the Helsinki check-in desk....

the Police claim he disappeared into Finnair!