A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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          The sight of those plates makes me feel ...
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            Well, I think its funny:biggrin:
            But I bet the driver loses his licence.
             
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              I'm trying to work out what it is, looks like the contents of my waste bin.:biggrin:
               
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                @pete ... this one explained. My friend in Greece today ...

                Fresh sea bream X 2 with a half litre of white wine + 'free' starter and dessert for 32 euros.
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                Michael, now I find this disgusting. She can eat like this daily ... and she is a fitness freak, weight lifting, chin ups, push ups, gym daily ... :hate-shocked:
                 
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                  Good for the driver, I would have put my foot down.
                  Can they afford days off work or are they all on benefits.
                   
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                    I'd have a go at that, us fitness freaks need to stick together.
                    I'd probably pass on the starter though.:biggrin:
                     
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                        What happened to the front ones, then??? :scratch::what::loll::loll:
                         
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                              I was almost fooled by this...

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                              The article states the picture is of a junction in Grimsby but I know the road very well. It was taken during a road closure at T.T. It's the Creg-Ny-Baa pub junction with the Mountain Road on the T.T. course, Isle of Man. After reading it two or three times I then cottoned on to the name of the correspondent. :)
                               
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                                What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus.
                                 
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