A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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          Strangely, none of my cats have ever been interested in it and have pots of it everywhere!
           
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            Yes i grew it once and my cat wasn't interested.
             
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                    My favourite moan as I'd like to have the house number bright and clear for the delivery folks who call me when they get confused with the house numbers on our street.

                    Our house is number 100, so I have to pay extra for the third digit. Lucky 98! :mad:

                    (Which, in fact doesn't exist on our street that curves out in a way that 98 is on another street a couple of blocks away from us. But still, they are the two-digit folks whereas I'm paying for a three- digit sign! :mad: :heehee: )
                     
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                        You could try buying a 1 and an 8 and putting the 8 sideway :ideaIPB:
                         
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                          I think we need a "Useless" button.:biggrin:
                           
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                              Just saying useless is sufficient. When I was at school my teachers called me that :dunno:
                               
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                                All the houses in my cul de sac have odd numbers. After living here for a couple of decades I still have no idea where the even numbered houses are.
                                 
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