A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    We keep our 'spares' in the Monk's Bench in the Foyer along with extra baby wet wipes and out of season bed linen. :whistle:
     
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      I don't know where our servants keep the toilet rolls. :dunno:
       
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        They sell them on the black market as you only pay them two groats an hour.
         
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          Probably in the pantry, I think this is where we came in. :biggrin:
           
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              I increased their pay to three groats last year. The butler said they were quite happy with that. :blue thumb:
               
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                  Lady with a cat, Times square, 1956.
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                    I bought a puppy from a blacksmith, when i opened the door he made a bolt for it.
                     
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                      I passed a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day. He was wearing a cat flap.
                       
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                              Seeing we're nabbing from other forums.;).....


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