A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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                  This happens frequently ... but normally my response is "I was speaking to the cats"! Doesn't hear me if I am speaking to him! :wallbanging:
                   
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                    I went shopping at the supermarket today and tripped over a box of tissues and hurt my ankle, it was soft tissue damage.
                     
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                      GROAN:biggrin:
                      Where is the Groan button when you need one.
                       
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                        I forgot to pay the council my annual subscription for my allotment, I've lost the plot.
                         
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                          How many Christmas crackers were in that box this year?:scratch:
                           
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                              I listen to the Tony Blackburn radio show on Saturday morning and people send the jokes in.
                               
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                              Oh that explains it.:smile:
                               
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