A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Someone mentioned its International Women's day today.
You cant get more International than Yorkshire, can thee now.

 

You couldn't get much more international than the street I lived in when I lived in Sheffield that's for sure. I used to think of it as the real United Nations.

 

Yeah its getting like that round here now as well.

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ze5c7C8KFc0

 

Wouldn't Alexa have said one of the following:

You should know me by now.

If you have to ask then there's no point me telling you.

I don't want anything (this is perhaps the most dangerous one, it means, 'you seriously better read my mind now or you will be finding your belongings on the front lawn')

 

I tried to emphasize "International Women" for the day with my British friends, but somehow my slogans like "Eat that, Born and Breds" weren't very popular.

 

I know some of these are not jokes, but ...

 

SO true ... Munchkin walked up and sat on J's foot ... a done deal ...

 

Entered my painting of Orion's Belt into an art competition..

I didn't win, but I did get a constellation prize.