A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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      I hope it's true.
       
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              Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                Thank you @Ladybird4

                I walked past a farmer today just standing still looking at his watch, so i ask him what he was doing
                Farmer-“Waiting for my nobel peace prize to arrive”
                Me-“Wow, what are you getting a nobel peace prize for?”
                Farmer-“I heard they are awarded to people who are out standing in their Field”
                 
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                    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                    @Sheal - that is a good one!
                     
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