A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Good one @Fat Controller

 

Mutters....curtains, curtains, curtains....

 

Thankfully I was on foot. If I'd been in a car, I'd have been confused!!

 

@RowlandsCastle that is, quite definitely, seriously confusing.

 

Yes, UK Power had dug a hole at the far end of this normally "one way" road.

 

Heehee

 

Love that one @Bluejayway!

 

Love that one @RowlandsCastle

 

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl.
They had great seats right behind the Chiefs’ bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Confused, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”