A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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          It's not irrational at all. Clowns are freaks. They actually choose to look like they do then they act all silly. It begs the question, why is it they want to trick us into believing they are inept buffoons? I've met people who genuinely are inept buffoons. They don't paint themselves and dress themselves like clowns. So what is it that the clown wants us to think, and why? They're not to be trusted. There's clearly something else going on.
           
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            pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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            Its amazing what you can do if you have the right equipment.
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              Yikes @pete, that is really scary. It brings back a memory of two of my brothers putting up a house martins nestbox on my housewall. They did, however, take extra care.
               
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                          pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                          That is wonderful @Logan. I'll have to try that one day! :)
                          @pete, one of my most favourite comedians of all time.
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