A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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Did you hear about the Chameleon who couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction!


A frog, who wondered about his ancestry, went for a DNA test.

As it turned out; he was mostly French but a tad Pole …

 

Love those @Cordy!

 

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Great one that @Jenny_Aster

 

Think jokes work best when there's more than a grain of truth in them...

 

My technophobe husband really annoyed me for some reason that I can't remember now.
He needed his password to log on to his computer changed. I changed it to IMASHITE. It was a long time before I took pity on him and changed it to something else.

 

That is brilliant @BB3

 

In the earlier years of mobile phones I changed my husband's ringtone to "Mary had a little lamb". With the vibration also on it made very realistic "Mary had a little lamb BBBAAAAH" tune, much to the amusement of his colleagues.

Being an engineer my husband would have been able to change it if only he ever had learnt the art of reading instruction manuals.

Having the default language mysteriously changed to Hungarian didn't help I guess.

I'm not mean (really), I just like to play with things that have buttons

 

Such as cardigans?

 

@Selleri, I like your style!

 

We have it sorted. I've no idea how to change stuff on my wife's phone, and she has no idea how to work mine.
That helps, until one of us gets stuck. That's when nephews come in handy!!

 

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