A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. Jenny_Aster

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      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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      Oh @Jenny_Aster, that really resonates with me, well apart from the fact that I do not use Facebook at all! :heehee:
       
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        :heehee: I know exactly what you mean. I've a techy problem though, for some reason my hubby sometimes gets messages meant for my phone on his, it's something to do with our BT router that we obviously share. I don't know how to stop it, or if I care really seeing that on the whole I'm behaving myself :pathd:. This means that a lot of purchase confirmations and delivery advices goes to his phone resulting in 'Now what've you bought' :heehee:
         
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          Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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          That is so funny @Jenny_Aster. :roflol: Do you know something, I keep looking at the gorgeous succulents in the picture and wondering where I could put some! :scratch:
           
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                pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                  Saves on water - no flush!!
                   
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                    Husband says to wife, "I was just resetting the mouse trap and it flipped on me caught my thumb, boy did that smart". Wife says back "do you want a little cheese with that". Husband says, No clue what your asking.
                     
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                            Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                              And with a few additions! Could fill a couple of Boeings in fact. :biggrin:
                               
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