A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                    According to the Met Office April has been warmer than average.
                    Is everyone at the Met Office p*ssed?
                    Warmer than what average?
                    The average temperature of a polar bears b*lls?

                    Edit: This is not my quote. :)
                     
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                      Well, there is a heatwave going on in parts of Asia, so maybe it is a world average they are calculating. :) Certainly was chilly with very low sunshine totals here in April.
                       
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                        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                        They keep coming out with this kind of stuff all the time, it suits certain agendas that are going on these days.
                         
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                          I wouldn't know Pete not having a tv I don't see weather forecasts anymore. I've just edited my post to point out it wasn't my quote. :)
                           
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                            pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                            Oh I thought it was your opinion.:smile:
                             
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                              I agree with it but I wouldn't put it so crudely @pete. :biggrin:
                               
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