A Joke Or Two 2025

Chap in emergency call centre clicks on an incoming…

“Hello, what’s your emergency?”
‘It’s my buddy Joe, we’re out hunting and he just suddenly collapsed. Oh my God, his eyes are glazed and he’s not breathing. I… I think he’s dead.”
“Right, I can help but first I need you to calm yourself and then make sure he’s dead.”
Silence. And then a shot is heard.
“OK, now what…?”

 

Love it @Sheal Eek! @Pete8

 

@Pete8

 

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@Star gaze Lily ,@Ladybird4 it's a joy your jokes you post on this thread and all the other posters just what's needed, light-hearted humour too make us smile !!

 

Oh thank you so much for your lovely comment @Valleysgirl, it is such a pleasure for me to make people smile. x

 

Thank you @Valleysgirl That's so lovely of you, glad they bring you smile x

 

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