Another General Election?

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  1. Jiffy

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    Surely some of that is true, is it
     
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      It must be all true. It's in a 'newspaper' :whistle: :heehee:
       
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        So did cameron, but it got forgoten or didn't happern, good way to get more countryside votes ;)
         
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          Sorry?:scratch::doh:, Cameron??:scratch:, Who was he??:dunno:
           
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            They cant bring back fox hunting for two reasons.
            First one, apparently all the horses and the hounds had to be put down, due to the fact that they had no further use, ....or so they told us when the ban came in.;)

            Secondly, it hasn't actually stopped.;)
             
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              I think the Fox should be able to vote on it.:snorky:
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                BREAKING NEWS

                A Spokesperson for the Electoral Commission has confirmed that the 2017 General Election will take place over two days – it has now been extended so the polls will be open on both the 8th and 9th of June to accommodate the ‘huge number’ of voters who have registered at the last minute.

                In order to ease health and safety concerns regarding overcrowding in polling booths, a media campaign is now underway to let voters know which day they should attend their polling station and cast their ballot.

                People who intend to vote Labour, Liberal Democrat, Green, SNP or Independent will be instructed to attend on the 8th June, while Conservative, UKIP, BNP, EDL and Britain First voters will be told to go to their allocated polling station on 9th June.



                P.S. Apparently, due to the lateness of this decision, many voters nay not receive official notifications from their local electoral registration departments before polling day, so just ignore your polling cards and turn up on the revised dates.



                ADMIN EDIT - For clarity, please note that the above post is purely humorous, and NOT factual.
                 
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                  @Scrungee you forgot to add that the News Release is on behalf of the Lab/Lib/green/SNP and Indi parties. :rasp:

                  I'm not opening up the polling station at 6.30 a.m. two days running! :old:
                   
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                    Breaking news!

                    Jeremy Corbyn has ruled out forming a coalition with The Labour Party.
                     
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                      Morning this is only woos personal view and is in no way intended to cause anyone offence.

                      It is a hung parliament what a complete and utter mess we are in now,I said once in a previous post please be careful what you vote for and it has happened we are right in the :poo:

                      Its Democracy gone mad and there could very well be yet"Another General Election":dunno:
                       
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                        Does the SNP losing almost 40% of their MPs mean no referendum?

                        @wiseowl I agree with most of what you have said but think that the DUP will vote with the Conservatives on most issues and this will keep their majority. Rather a dicey situation. :dunno:

                        Our local MP (Cons) has got back in with an increased majority (up another 5.2%). This is because he is an excellent constituency MP. Over the years it has been a traditional Labour stronghold but they haven't been able to find a candidate that can get anywhere near him (his third win).
                         
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                          One bit of good - no absolutely fantastic result from the election.....
                          The SNP's former leader Alex Salmond has lost his Gordon seat amid a Scottish Conservative surge. :yahoo:
                          I would love to see his smarmy little face now .:biggrin:
                           
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                            Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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                            I don't think her Dementia Tax was very popular especially with the older generation:sad:

                            I've only been up five minutes and I am fed up with it all already:biggrin:
                             
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                              Things change. :doh:

                              Even this possibility is looking dicey. :rolleyespink: Between them they need five more seats with only nine outstanding. :hate-shocked:
                               
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                                Same here! Hahahahahahaha! One big bigot, troublemaker, ego gone ...

                                Also glad to see the back of EU brainwashed Nick Clegg one .. Hahahahahahahahah!

                                Next one to go the the cesspit stirrer - Nicola Sturgeon ..... If she wants another referendum, she should pay for it...
                                 
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