Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

The Economy Holidaymaker Package now includes transfers between your flight and hotel. Abseilers only. Please supply your own rope.

 

I believe OCTLI is Oriental Cold Tea with Lemon Infusion - am I right?

 

Will & Kate drop in on some of her poor relations.

 

Hi Gcc3663.( OCTLI ) Was Originally An Old Aztec Beverage. It Was Consumed By The Nobles .

It Was Made From Fermented Maguay Juice .

Working Aztecs Drank (WATER ) ..

Or Another Alcoholic Drink Called( PULQUE):gaagh:.

Nothing Changes ,The Rich Today Drink Champagne ,The Poor, HOME BREW:WINK1:.

 

Female Leopard." I Don't Care If Your Name Is Phil Perry , If You Dont Photograph Me On My Good Side, You Will Have A Few Stripes To Match My Spots ". .

 

(After A V Sign) :gaagh:.

"Excuse Me ! You Can Stick Your Army Vehicle Where The Sun Dont Shine".

"And You Can Move Over And Let Us Pass".

"We Are Not Taliban Rebels ".

"I Do Be Believe You Have Been In Afghanistan Too Long" ..




Army Commander-" I Am Extremely Sorry Old Bean, We Seem To Have Taken The Wrong Turning At Kandahar" :WINK1::WINK1:.

 

This isn't Tiananmen Square, so get back in your car and s*d off!

 

Kindred Spirit (yes, really, that's KS ) lays down the law to the army.

 

"Mum I Found This Sleeping In The Woods" .
"Mum I Am Sick Of Eating Nuts,Seeds,Eggs,Fruits,Veggie Foods.":wallbang:.
"Mum Lets Have A Change--- ( LETS BAKE A Kit Kat ) :yess::yess:.

 

" Who's the Daddy?"
"No I mean it - WHO'S the bloody father?"

 

"Dad This Was Abandoned On Our Doorstep".

" Oh That's Your Cousin ":WINK1:.

"Your Uncle Racooni From Italy, Liked To Put It About Experimenting":WINK1:.

"Well That's What He Called It".

"Personally I Call Him A Dirty Old Fox":o.

"Come To Think of it, He Had His Way With A Fox":WINK1:.





(" QUICK, QUICK, LOCK THE DOOR") :wallbang:.