Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

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    (Queen) "Oh Phil, I Think Your On A Winner Tonight" :WINK1:.


    (Phil ) "Oh Not Tonight Dearest I've A Bit Of A Sore Head":WINK1:.
     
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    (TRAINER)" Ow Yas Ma'am, He Has Been Gelded":WINK1:.


    (QUEEN) " Well What Is That Hanging Down ":WINK1:.



    (PHIL) ( Just Back From The Bar ) "HEMORRHOIDS" :WINK1:.
     
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    Queen:- "Is that the winner of the 3.30?"
    Philip:- "No Dear, That one is Camilla"
    Queen:- " Ah, Yes. I did it again didn't I?"
     
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    Gawd Almighty....I wish you'd rinse once in a while!
     
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    "Come On Scar, You Must Have A Better Explanation " :mad:.

    "Were Where You Last Night":rolleyespink:.


    " Your Breath Smells Like A Chimps Armpits":mad:,
     
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    (TRAINER) " Excuse Me Ma'am":WINK1:.


    "Have You Anything For Constipation In Your Bag ":WINK1:.
     
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    "I Know You Have A Great Mating Roar Simba" :WINK1:.


    "But As Mating Only Lasts A Few Seconds":WINK1:.


    "Back Off" "And Reapproach":WINK1:.

    "I Enjoy The Build Up" "IT LASTS LONGER":yess:.

    "If You Dont Back Off There Will Be No ( NickyNackyNoo)":WINK1:.
     
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    "Oh No, No ,No, A Devon Cream Tea ,And Another Devon Cream Tea" :WINK1:.

    "Sorry, But The Royal We Are On A Diet" :WINK1: .


    "Instead, We Would Like Two Pints Of Scrumpy Jack":WINK1:.


    "After Two Pints , Then Look In The Mirror and Your Face Is Slimmer":WINK1:.



    ( THATS BECAUSE YOUR FACE STARTS TO GO WITH GRAVITY)
    DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. ):WINK1:
     
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    Three Player's Going For The Ball's At The Same Time.:gaagh:.


    Its Called A Bum Tackle:WINK1::WINK1:.
     
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    "No No Bruno,They Are Not For Cats Or Dogs":WINK1:,

    "They Are VEGGIE Burgers":WINK1:.:WINK1:

    "Veggie Burgers My Backside,Wait Till Bruno Has Gone i'll Be Having One Of THEM":WINK1:.

    " He Will Get The Blame ":WINK1:.

    "As I Am Only A Cute Little Cunning Kitty":WINK1:.


    (The Female Species Getting One Over On The Male Species)( WHATS NEW):WINK1:.
     
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