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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    (QUICK SALE). .

    Everything Included In The Price, Everything Must Go :WINK1:.


    Including The Fool Who Built It :DOH:. (MY HUSBAND):WINK1:.
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    . (SOME MOTHERS DO AVE EM). :WINK1:.

    "Fraaank, This Is A Strange House You Built From Recycled Building's":scratch:.

    "I Got Up At 2 am This Morning To Use The Loo"

    "I Walked Into A Small Dark Room, Broke Wind ,And A Small Weak Voice From Behind A Wall Said". :WINK1:.

    "God Bless You My Daughter, For Your Penance Say ***** ***** ***** ****".:WINK1:.
     
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    "Excuse Me Son".
    "Am I Heading In The Right Direction To The Local Mental Institution" :scratch:.

    "You Sure Are Heading In The Direction Sir":WINK1:.

    "And I Think They Are Waiting For You With A Free Jacket( NO POCKETS).:WINK1:.
     
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    "No No Mary,This Is Mount Rushmore And You Are Looking At 4 Exalted American Presidents".

    "George Washington,Thomas Jefferson,Theodore Roosevelt,And Abraham Lincoln":).















    (NOT JOHN, PAUL, GEORGE, AND RINGO, THE BEATLES) .:DOH::DOH::DOH:.
     
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    ah ah ah! Fantastic...
     
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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    Snakes alive! All you're giving me is 75 cents?!?!
     
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    you better hurry Barack .... 3 minutes to go before your TV interview
     
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    and Jehovah said .... let He who is without sin cast the first stone ....
     
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    a day in the life of BARRY ... or could it be MORE?
     
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    excuse me Sir ... I see that you can peddle this bicycle with one leg ....where did you buy it from? ... My sister HEATHER has been after one for a long time
     
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    gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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    She shouldn't need one.
    Paul bought her a "Plane" didn't he
     
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      Due To The State Of The American Economy, The Governor Of Fort Knox Has Been Ordered By The President To Cut Manpower Costs.:WINK1:.

      They Have Introduced Snakes As Bullion Guards :WINK1:.


      The President Stated His Motto Was-- NO ASS WILL PASS THE ASPS :cool:.
       
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      (GINA) "Oh Come On Wee Man,You MUST Tell Gina The Truth ":WINK1:.
      "When You Look At Me Does Anything Else Grow" :WINK1:.


      (PINOCCHIO) (Sweating like a pig ), "My Heart Beat"?-----"Oh There Goes That Bloody Nose Again, GET DOWN!!".:WINK1:.
       
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