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    If You Look Very Closely At The Window On The Right Top Turret Room ,You May See -------
    Norman Bates Mother.:WINK1:.
    The Room Is Booked Six Times A Year By Her. !!.
    Unfortunately The Hotel Has A Large Turnover In Staff,Due To Staff Disappearing.:WINK1:.

    Psycho.
     
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    For guests who require budget accommodation, a charming caravanette is available. It nestles in our extensive gardens and is handily placed for all public conveniences.
     
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    Sorry, mate, the Slush Puppies are off. They're more your Permafrost Pups at the moment.
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    "HEY Para Handy!:mad:, You Bucket Of Ships Bilge Water":mad:..

    " I Shouted !HavaPort!" :mad:.


    "Not HardaPort":help::help: . :help:.
     
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    Due To Weather Conditions We Have Altered Our Stock.:WINK1:.

    The Slush Puppies Are Off.

    We Are Now Selling Hush Puppies + Snowshoes.:WINK1:.

    By Your Entrepreneur Manager Del Boy Trotter.(He Who Dares, You Know It Makes Sense):WINK1::WINK1:.
     
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    [​IMG]

    The guy that sold me this pitch guaranteed passing trade.

    The B*****d didn't tell me the passed at 90 MPH on Skis.

    Anyone got a tripwire?
     
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    "Sailors having a whale of a time." :D :D :D
     
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    "Well Pete You Wanted The Sounds Of The Whale Shark":WINK1:.

    "Well Pete Grab Your Camera ,We Are About To Join Them":WINK1:.
     
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    Not A Good Advert For Super Duper Breitling Navigation!!.

    £3.500 For A Superocean Heritage Chronograph Watch !!.

    Breitling Super Duper Glasses.!!!

    They Should Have Bought A Timex And went To Specsavers:thumbsup:.
     
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    It worked for Canute.

    I think I may have been facing the wrong direction - Uh Huh!
     
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    "Lifeboat To Control, We Have Just Sighted The Person In Difficulties"!!!.

    "You Will Never Believe It !!, It's ELVIS.:rolleyespink:.,

    "Control To Lifeboat, "Don,t Be Cruel " He's Just Having "Fun In Acapulco" He's "Got A Lot Of Living To Do" With "Girls Girls Girls" Is " Polk Salad Annie" With Him?.:WINK1:.

    "Control To Lifeboat, Stop Drinking That (Matusalem Rum) And "Return To Sender" :WINK1:.
     
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