Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

Having another bird hair day.

 

"I Have Tried Washing My Hair With Medicated Shampoo but to no avail " .

"I Think I Will Need To Try Bayer Provado ,To Get Rid Of The Green Fly":WINK1:.

 

"Oh I Do Love My Sizzling Sichuan Cuisine, Hotter Than Hell" :WINK1:.

"That Reminds Me ! After My Meal Break, To Turn On The Hose Water ":DOH:.

( Just Shows You Britain is NOT the only Country who have Fixed Meal Break Time's):WINK1:

 

I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud,
That Floats On High O'er Vales and Hills,
When All At Once I Saw A Crowd ,
A Host Of Golden Duckybills.

Inside The lake,Beneath TheTrees ,
Fluttering And Swimming In The Breeze,
A Poet Could Not But Be Gay,
With These Plastic Ducks As Company :WINK1:.


Author William Wordsworth.

With A Couple Of Changes By , Yours Truly.:WINK1:.

 

Its The Annual Ducks Rock Party ,
Top Of The BILL - Duck Berry .
Only One Problem- A Lot Of Kids Will Be Crying At Bath Time, Their Ducks Have Flown The Nest .

 

" Oh Thank God, I have Found My Dentures":WINK1:.
" I Was Out In The Garden Doing A Bit Of Pruning, and removed my Dentures and placed them in a Niche In The Tree :DOH:. And Finding My Glass Eye Was A Double Bonus .
Only Thing Missing Is My Wooden Leg :WINK1::WINK1:.

 

The International Convention For Ducks, Is Held This Year On Duck Lake California USA..

It Is Especially Busy This Year Due To The Well Known International Star, Celebrity And Brilliant Orator DONALD Making An Appearance :DOH:.

 

This Is A New Species Of Fruit :WINK1:.

Trees Will Soon Be Available At All Good Garden Centre's :WINK1:.

It Is A Mixture Of Pear And Banana :WINK1:.

It Is Called PIRANHA Fruit .


You Eat It Quick Before It Eats You :gaagh:.

 

Moon planting.

 

Well This Is One Way To Give Your Unfriendly Neighbour A Direct Message .

" Go Kiss My Butt ":yess:.