Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

'Frank Lampard,the Early Years'


Come along children..Spit Spot. :WINK1:

 

The Wee Lads Mother's Contents Home Insurance Premium Must Be Sky High :WINK1:.
"Hey Dad Could You Get My Balls From The Garden".
"But Son Your Balls Are In The Kitchen".
"Not Any More Dad!!!, 2 Are On The Green And 1 Is In The Drying Area":WINK1:.
" I Missed Three Penalties ".

 

This Road Was Built By A Construction Company Of Navvies Who Liked Their POTEEN

I Think They Made It In A Tin Bath :D
Its Not Money That Makes The World Go Round, It's POTEEN .

 

They must have had a lot of poteen!

 

This is an Antique :WINK1:.
This clock was made as a prop for an old song called" Now Is The Hour" :WINK1:

 

Department of Education unveils new learning aid which aims to ensure that even the slowest child can tell the time fluently by the age of six. Assuming he or she can read the word 'now'.

 

"Hellooooo! Are You Nellie The Elephant" .

"I Thought You Had Packed Your Trunk And Said Goodbye To The Circus":WINK1:.

 

"Hello Operator, I Would Like To Make A Trunk Call" :WINK1:.

 

A Good Job He Didn't Pull The Other End, Or He Would Have Got A BIG JOB :WINK1:

 

A Budding Dizzy Gillespie, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis.:WINK1:.

A Wee Lad Practicing To Play A Trumpet .

 

Time to do those urgent jobs.