Are you good at Captions .... MK III

Looks fishy to me......

 

The tattoo is for afters, but Mummy says I have to eat all my meat and greens first

 

Love All?
No!
Can you manage 2 then ?

 

Trying to get myself a new Mercedes.
I'm using the Greenhouse Effect.

 

Tesco's New Manager Private Parking Area,Highbrow Git. A Person Educated Beyond His Intelligence.:WINK1:.

 

"Your Late Lads ,Get On Board,Come On Now Tell The Truth".
"How Many P P P Penguin Cocktails Have You Lot Had Tonight.:WINK1:.

 

"These New Women Players Certainly Know How To Improve Boring Games"
"I Remember When They Used To Shove The Spare Balls In Their Knickers".

 

"Come On Now Darling,Eat Up Your Big Fat High Cholesterol Wedding Cake"
"Then We Can Strip Off And Have A Nice Long Walk Along The Beach ,Under The 90 Degree Sun , Then Into The Sauna,Naked":WINK1:.
'Diamonds Are Forever'..

 

"MAMA-SAN, Who Set The Table?"
"This Sushi Is Definitely Off"
"Tastes More Like An Old Puerto Rican Hooker":WINK1:.

 

'Another bride another June another sunny Honeymoon'
'Another Season another reason for making Whoopee',(he hopes,).
'Picture A little love nest down where the roses cling'
'Picture that same sweet love nest think what a Year Will Bring'(For Her),
'She's Lots Of Diamonds and Money too a Lamborghini a Mansion too'
'It Was Killing That He Was So Willing For Making Whoopee'. R.I.P.:WINK1:.