Are you good at Captions .... MK III

I Remember the days when Congregations came of their own free will,
Oh how things have changed.
'Go Ahead, Punk,Make My Day'
'Perge Scelus Mihi Diem Perficias ', (Something Like That).

 

The Pen is mightier than the Sword.
Word is Power.
So Sit Down. Shut Up and Listen - or I'll disprove the theory with a Stern Lesson

 

And Terah took Abram his son, and Lot the son of Haran his son's son, and Sarai his daughter in law, his son Abram's wife; and they went forth with them from Ur of the Chaldees, to go into the land of Canaan; and they came unto Haran, and dwelt there.

"And I know where they are and I'm on the case."

 

"What was that nurse, remove his spectacles? I thought you said testicles"

 

Polish Asbo Transportation Service - please ring for collection and delivery.

 

"It's All your Fault Mary Murphy,we missed the last Bus",
"I told you not to buy those extra Bingo Tickets".

"Oh Stop your moaning,Bernadette Kelly"
"Didn't I arrange a lift Home ?".

"Oh Aye !, You arranged a lift home All right"
"I thought you said 'Paddy's Big Cart"
"Not 'Paddy's Pig Cart !"
"I smell Worse Than Seamus,After A Night on The Guinness And Pickled Eggs".

 

"Dave,Ask Frank If He Wants A Vodka"

"Frank,Would You Like A Wee Voddy ?"

"In A Minute Davy Lad,I'm Trying To Get This Garden Tidied Up"

"Excuse Me Davy Lad, Sorry To Trouble You, But Which Way Is UP ????..

 

Do ye think we ought to tell someone, after all, riga mortice has set in?

We've not finished the bottle yet.

 

And let the Boys have more wholsome thoughts.
Either that or I'll have to relieve them from their Dog Collars!

 

I See some who dislike me ,in the 'Holy See Press Office',have been up to their dirty tricks poster campaign again:WINK1:.

 

"Dave, Does Frank Want Another Snort"?.

"Don't Think So, He's Just Discovered Isaac Newtons Gravity Relativity.