Are you good at Captions .... MK III

This Poor Chap Has Been On The 'Polonaise Spirytus Rektyficowany Vodka .
This Vodka Works From The Toes, Gradually Working To The Brain.

Then It's GOOD NIGHT WARSAW, HELLO HANGOVER:WINK1:.

 

As my local Landlord would say:
"If you spend all night on the , you'll end up with a headache"

 

Due to the limited response of the "Suspended Sentence" idea, the Government have now introduced taster sessions for life behind bars.
It's called "The Last Chance Saloon". As you can see it's Dry.

 

This Is A 'We Want To Be Alone Seat' To Shut out Nosy Neighbours ,And Be Nosy Yourself Without Your Face Being Seen. It Will Be Fine Once The Ivy Grows.:WINK1:

 

"Mary, When Will These Local Councils Agree On Their Boundaries?".

 

"This Is Your Captain Speaking. Would The Person Sitting On Aisle Seat 39 Please Move Nearer The Front Of The Aircraft,As We Are Having Problems Getting The Nose Down For Landing"." Thank You".:WINK1:.

 

Music? Are you ducking us?

 

"Really Nice Of That Nice Lady To Go Give Us A Wee Run To Her Cantonese Restaurant, I Wonder What's For Dinner ,As She Has A Bag Of Pak Choi,Spinach And Asparagus In A Bag".

 

Kindred , That Quacked Me Up.:WINK1:.

 

I suppose the lady on the moped is going as quack as she can.

 

An Associate Of Dell Boy, On His Way To A Vietnamese Furniture Antiques Road Show. "Carry On My Son,This Time Next Week We Could Be Millionaires"