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  1. ClaraLou

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    Questions were raised today about the overuse of Miracle-Gro, as plant colour clash horror strikes the White Garden at Sissinghurst. No one was seriously harmed, but six ladies from the local Women's Institute had to be treated for shock. One later described the incident as: 'horrific. Worse than when that awfully vulgar woman next door planted mixed gladioli next to French marigolds'.
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    2nd pup.( Who's idea was it to play in the new delivery for the garden ) ( HORSE MANURE )
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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    This Was A Strike By Snow Men, who wanted a big increase in their hourly rate !!!!!!!!
    ( As They Have A Short Life Span ) and they have small snowballs to feed!!!!!.
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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    HOI DRIVER !!! your Siesta is over, Lazy Git !! He had a Roaring trade,Till he took to the Guinness :wink:
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    After gorging themselves on the last of the human meat, Elsa and Lionel decided to settle down down for their siesta in the human meat container.

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    Mount Rushmore In Winter. :wink:

    My God !!! Old Abe Had Some Size Of A Conk :wink: music :cool:.
     
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    "Hoy" Mr Artist stop messing around down there, dip that brush into some white and give me some teeth.
    " i have just seen a big fat mouse which i would like to make friends with":D
    music :cool:.
     
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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    "Hey Columbus, if you dont stop reading my mail i will shove your Telescope where the Sun dont shine:wink:. music :cool:.
     
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    "you allright Bill"? " yes i'm fine Ben, though its a bit heavy going today with that Prat breaking down :(
    "oh by the way Bill , did you see that wee cracker in the field" ? i seen her first Ben, when you where pulling the truck, i was Pulling her!! got a date for tonight. :D:D music.
     
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