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bridge to engine room, full astern, now !!!

 

Oh it was on a fine and a pleasant day out of Yarmouth harbour i was faring
as a cabin boy on a sailing lugger, for to go and hunt the shoals of Herring :wink:.






OH BUGG** IT :( ITS A BEEN A BAD DAY, YOU WILL DO :D.

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"With a Severe weather warning there is nothing going to stop me getting to School"

Yeah as if they would be saying that !!!! :hehe:

 

"Oh, what was that my grandaughter said, if i made an error"
"she said Type over:cnfs:" "Oh i will stick to what i am used to " TIPEX .
( She Should Have Gone To Specsavers That is Superglue She is using ) :flag:
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Once a blonde, always a blonde!

 

Kindredspirit i wont say anything, No comment as regards to (oabaab) as my wife has been using a new hair dye ,sorry a Replenishment Colour Tone and if she is looking over my shoulders i will have a Middle Shed at the back of my head .

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:yho: :lollol: :yho: :lollol: :yho: :lollol:


:hehe: Soreee!

 

"New Education Minister finalising her report."

 

'Did I ever tell you about the time when I was just sitting around and this enormous fish jumped straight into my mouth?'.

'Only about a thousand times, Fishbreath.'

 

"Hello you may remember me, sorry this is an old photo, i appeared in a film "
'The Lord of the Rings' .









My Name Was SMEAGOL/GOLLUM :wink:


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These where hard days, Mum done a cleaning job , Dad delivered coal, Gran cleaned the tenement stairs,:( we had paper runs, :(.






AND WE HAD TO TAKE IN SOME STRANGE LODGERS :wink:.

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