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" Booked This Cottage for the Holidays in Donegal"

"View Taken From Front door "

" The Owners Said It Was 5 Minutes from town".










He did not mention BY HELICOPTER :wink:

 

Oh shut up Brian of course I put the correct postcode for Brentwood Shopping Centre into the bloody satnav. I just told it to avoid the toll roads.

 

"2 miles as the Grow flies, 15 miles as the road goes !"

 

"One false move and kitty gets it !"

 

Pellican coughs up large fur ball.

 

Right Kitty Kitty, I can cut wood with my Bills, my favourite food is Fish. my owner has employed me to keep you from Defecating on her New Lawn :(. Now Here is the deal, if you dont stop Defecating on her lawn i will stop being a Pescatarian and be a Carnivore . :wink:.
The Owner Now Has A Lovely Green Lawn NOW THIS IS THE REAL DEAL :wink:.

music .

 

My Owner asked me to attend to the plants
ok this one is Basil, This one is Chives,This one is Parsley,This one is Caraway.
this one is (CATNIP ) not touching that stuff, the last time i used that i was swinging from the
CHANDELIERS :( music

 

There, all done ! We should have a great crop in 3 months.

 

"Are you ok Dolly, there you go, a nice wee cup of tea, two sugars, and i have Tunnocks caramel biscuits
under my hat ,if you want one . sorry the Milk is help yourself just put your cup under the nearest sheep, AND PULL :D music .

 

These Two Lads are hard working contractors . they have been working 14 hr days :(
Its nothing to do with the Cider which was made in the Bath :wink:. music .

 

World famous yogi demonstrates the relaxing properties of the bridge position.