Are you good at captions?

Push off! - this is my patch

 

I don't care how big you are, you ape's weaker cousin, I'll take you on any day and I'll have you. And next time you show me your shoe, I'll rip your leg off. Now get out of here before I lose my temper.

 

the goat. "hi mate i think you have pinched my beard"
the man." would you like a swap mate "? my hat for your horns.
the goat." only if you throw in the earing on the deal! and give me a kiss!!:hehe:

 

Shhh, let it be our little secret.

 

"This speed dating's just the best!" :D

 

the man "good morning, and when did you move in ?,you will like living here, nice neighbours,nice pub round the corner,kids school around the corner ,local shops,market every wednesday and saturday you must come round to our house on saturday evening for a meal
with your wife and KIDS,







HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS!!!!:hehe:

 

Here's another for you to quote a good caption.

 

You've got some neck...................

 

"Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have had that last Jack Daniels"

 

the giraffe photo.
"hello down there"
"i would move if i were you"
"i,ve had a few drinks and nature is about to take it,s course"!:wink:

 

Giraffe.."Stop the world, I wanna get off!" :euw:

 

"hmm" "no way could i eat this lot" have you got any nice tall trees with lovely green leaves?.
"and bye the way lad ,get the lawnmower out and get your a*** in gear!.

 

"Swop places, my arms ache!" :D