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Ditch that tiresome girlfriend quickly and economically. Tesco. Every little helps.

 

"On your marks, get set, GO !"

 

Butlins Holiday Parks. Bask beside the olympic-sized swimming pool and enjoy that poolside snack.

 

I know we have a cash problem and cut backs :(
this Airline company's slogan was
"We Drop you off at your Destination
"full money refunded plus Bonus (On Return)
"If not Fully Satisfied , so far we have never recieved a complaint " .











This slogan was from a well known Economy Airline (no names no pack drill)
as i may be forced to use them in the future and if i name them, the button under the seat
could well be an Ejector button music .

 

Ahoy Lad Build Your Own Pool (SLAP) . music .

 

30 years after:
Tonight: we meet again the seven miners left to seek a new livelihood in the eighties. We'll analyze Dopey's dreadful battle with drugs and meet Grumpy in his new job.
"Well", says Grumpy (who nowadays prefers to be called "Brian" ), "you just have to get over it. I mean, this is no Big Career job but hey, I'm loving it. "

 

'And a diet Coke as well, please mate.'

 

And a large fries please

 

Theres a bear man waiting in the sky,
He'd like to come and meet us,
But he thinks he'd blow our minds.

 

I Think i will require to change my Medication :wink:. i will go on Whisky and cut out the Vodka,as i am seeing Russian Bears wherever i go :flag:. music .

 

OK Waiter meal ready for table 4.
Those two drunk guys gave me some stick when i asked them ? "small or large".
They said, as big as your Baldy head, and they could eat a horse.
Well they have their wish :wink:.
One Fresh Horse Meat Burger, Hoofs in the middle, at no extra charge!!
and i hope their Dentures are NOT insured :wink:. Never Argue with ( BIG MAC) :D.

music .