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that wasnt there yesterday kill it kill it kill it

 

We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend Brian, tragically killed in his own flat during a freak accident involving inadequate building foundations and a neighbour's unfortunate addiction to Big Macs, large fries and chocolate McFlurries.

 

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting"!!!!!!

the Pole won the Fight
the Pole was a new Electric Beacon, and the Three Amigo's got a SHOCK when the pole burst

They Now Have A JEDWARD HAIR STYLE :cry:. Poor KUNG'S.:wink:.

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Chaos as Chinese protesters bring 'decadent' World Pole Dancing Championship to a standstill. Contestant stranded at top of pole for several hours.

 

"Which way now Mary"??:(

"First left Frank"

" Sorry Mary it Will Need To Be First Right" :(


"As we have a (WHEELY) BIG STEERING PROBLEM":flag::flag:.


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There`s a baby show on board first prize is a grand

it`s ok her husbands not coming

 

Ahoy Dad ! I have Heard all about you Sailors " A Girl In Every Port".
I have only two things to say to you "Dont Get To Excited as i am about to have an early bath.
And how many Brothers And Sisters do i Have, are they HEINZ ( 57 VARIETIES) :skp:.

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Well, YOU gave him to me, you can have him back! Bye! Enjoy your trip.

 

Hey Dad, never mind the Slurpy Slurpy :ywn:.
Just remember to Send Mum Our Monthly Allotment :wink:

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Darling, look after yourself and our little Golden Gift. it wont be that long, my Darling before
we are Together Again. Darling i will wipe away your tears with my lips and remember
the taste of your tears till I return Dearest :wink:.



"HEY DAD , I 'VE JUST BEEN SICK IN YOUR COAT POCKET "



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"Get the Lynx Effect it attracts the Female Species"
" Only problem, Dont Fancy This Female ,:(
"SHE SPITS, AND HER BREATH IS MINGING:(

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I told you if you parked here someone would get the hump