Are you good at captions?

I see Pinocchio's Girl Friend is at it Again :skp:
She Tells More Lies than He and Most Politicians Put Together .


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" THIS IS THE NEWS"" A Meteor Shower is due to hit the Ramblers way in the Boghill area tonight
please avoid this area:( AT ALL COSTS :(
Ah well, big (Wull) never did listen to anyone.
one consolation is it will be a cheap Burial for his wife (Lull ):wink:
Pull off the Wellies , add a drop of cement , get out the chisel and carve a Eulogy .



WELL THE GOVERNMENT DID SAY WE HAVE TO CUT OUR CLOTH:yez:.


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Well, he wasn't much use when he was alive, Mavis, but now he makes a lovely bootscraper.

 

International newsflash: Russian president Boris Gazinov spontaneously combusts on Cheerful and Productive Comrades national factory tour.

 

This way you can toot in public and no one will ever know.

 

Just Cannot make up my mind . will i play Tchaikovsky swan Lake ? or Tchaikovsky piano concerto
or Rachmaninov or a little bit of Rimsky-Korsakov ? "oh dear forgot my glasses" !!

WILL JUST PLAY COOL CAT'S .

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Yeah, baby, well you may be pretty good with the old pentatonic but this'll send you catatonic!

 

Caught between a rock & a hard place

 

I wont let that pesky Aardvark get the better of ME !

 

Just as I thought. She's been playing a flat instead of a sharp all the way through. Sheesh! Humans-schmumans.

 

"But , But, BILLY , I did not have an affair with your WIFE ", and you know i cannot swim:halp:

Billy replies " :hehe:" He who laughs last laughs loudest :wink:

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Steven Demetre Georgiou at Rehersals :skp:
Yusuf Islam At Rehersals :skp:
SORRY its CAT STEVENS at Rehersals :wink:


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