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It's the new Austerity Astronautical programme: a few more rotations, release and hey presto! Man into space!

 

Jeez, Tibbles has been in the skunk cat nip patch again and I'm so outta here. It used to be about peace, love and mellowing out but this new stuff turns kitties into Psycho-puss.

 

Hey Fatso, are you one of the three Bears that ate my friend Goldilocks's PORRIDGE

BARE FACED CHEEK :wink:

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This is the new fast cleaning laundry company, (Need For Speed) :skp:.
Advertisement," Are you having a function ? Eliminate time wasting after function's "
our Motto ( Quick turn Round's Save's You Pounds) .

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Mindful of the economic situation, Prince William has announced that there will be no evening entertainment at his wedding to Kate Middleton. Instead,the reception will combine formal speeches with slapstick comedy.

 

Hey Bob ! " Does this mean i can only smoke a 100 Fags a day now" :(


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I thought I would have had a lighter for my birthday ? ?

 

In a Statement to the press Mrs Oldrich gave the following statement :skp:
"My Recipe for a long Life is Early to bed with a good book "
"Drink Moderately"
"Smoke Filters"
It should have read,(" Early To Bed with a good Bloke" )
"Drink Moderately ( A very strong Australian Lager)
"Smoke Filters Cigarettes " Filter is a friend of hers who works at the local Sewage Works :wink:

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Cancer, fertility problems, premature ageing... "Rubbish!" declared Miss Chelsi Marlborough (17) after making it into the Guinness book of records for smoking 100 cigarettes in less than 100 seconds.

 

Your a Bit Late Mate :halp:. You Require Divine Intervention:yez:





AND I DONT MEAN SYDNEY DEVINE .


Come To Think of it IF SYDNEY GAVE US HIS VERSION OF"NOBODY'S CHILD"

IT WOULD EMPTY THE CHURCH :flag:. music .