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I sent out an S.O.S. hours ago,but all the boats are giving me a Wide Berth



YOU AIN'T GOT THE LYNX EFFECT MATE :( .
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE SKUNK STEW YOU HAD FOR DINNER :wink:


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Not only does the Evil Tiddles get the bigger bed, but I have to sleep near the disgusting trainers. Phaw! Talk about pen-and-ink!

 

"Shorry Darling for being late, but i met that big labrador from number 41 at the pub and he insisted i had another drink" hic hic.:wuvu:.





" Oh Shut Up Ralph, go stick your AR** in that basket and go to sleep" .
" I WILL ATTEND TO YOU IN THE MORNING SLOVER BOY.:tnp:.

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"I know things are tough and some people have to Downsize" :(
"my owner has taken in a Lodger to help with the finance " :(

"and look who has been downsized" .

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See? I told you I wasn't fat - you just needed new glasses.

 

"Hey Snooty Nose ,are you Deaf ?" i said "you take the Biscuit"NOT"you take the Basket"

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On Sale. Ladies Hurry to your local M&S .
this is the latest invention on sale:wink:.
you have heard of " Magic Mirrors"
well this is "Magic Glasses :wink:.
Forget your Diets, just get your husband or Lover to look through the Magic Glasses
(when empty) and CASANOVA will be Reborn :pala:.

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This is what happens when you have had a few at the pub :wink:.
you are bent over the table,looking through an empty glass ,thinking :roll:.


"WHEN DID SHE COME IN "0)


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He always found that after draining his Bacardi & Coke everytime, that he somehow gained a true "insight" into Debby's figure.

 

A BABE AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BOTTLE :wink:.


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Genie, genie of the glass
Slim n' shape my wife's fat a---.

 

Does this juke box play anything other than 50 Cent? How about Baaaaaaaabra Streisand?