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Hell welcomes dangerous drivers.

 

The Weather for this morning ; Hell is currently freezing over.

 

And The Prophet Azariah said "Men shall roam the Earth till Hell Freezes Over" :skp:.

What now Azariah .

And Azariah said " Ah Well' Back to the Drawing Board my Brother's.".

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We should be Ashamed of Ourselves ,moaning about the Cold Weather :wink:.

Give a thought to the poor souls in HELL. They have had a roasting climate for many many years , and their shares in Ambre Solaire have fallen to a penny :wink:.

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The Train Now Standing on Platform 666 ,Destination( HELL), is due to Depart 63swimmingcats To Adverse weather conditions you are advised to Discard Bikini's and other Tropical clothing.:wink:.
We advise you to wear Longjohns/wooly knickers and other thermal clothing.
We hope this is only Freak weather conditions and normal Roasting temperatures will Resume very soon. looking Backward to see you again :wink:.

your Entertainment officer LUCIFER .


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"I Think we have taken the wrong turn Bertie".

"I dont see Any Sign of a MC DOGALDS .

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Stop whinging Fido or she'll stick us in designer doggie coats and we'll never hear the last of it from that mutt over the road.

 

Visit Santa's Grotto! Just off the B1119, next to Sizewell B.

 

A verse From The Twa Dogs By Robert Burns.
By This, The Sun Was out of Sight,
An' Darker Gloamin Brought The Night,
The Bum-Clock Humm'd wi' Lazy Drone,
The Kye Stood Rowtin i' The Loan,
When up they Gat an' Shook their Lugs,
Rejoic'd they werena Men But Dogs,
An Each Took Aff His Several Way,
Resolv'd To Meet Some Ither Day .


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Thought so :dh:

 

Drug smuggler cocks a snook at maritime and coastguard agency and gives them the slip.

 

I don't know why you're all looking at me. It was Mr Tiddles. I told you cats can't be trusted.

 

" H'mm, Excuse me Waiter :skp:.
" I Haven't a Hare in my Soup".
"These French Restaurants , Pea Soup ,more like Pee Soup" .

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