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  1. kindredspirit

    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    This Man Has Just Discovered That His Winning Jackpot Lottery Ticket Has Been Misused :oopss: .
     
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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    My Kilts Getting Cleaned , but do you think i am daft :DOH:.

    I Have my Loose Bits inside my Sporran,with a wee hot water, ERRRRRR ,Big Hot Water Bottle inside my Sporran.:D. I also have a Half bottle of Bells under my Hat ,I Dont know where I put my Porridge Ball's :DOH:.
     
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    "Well You Can Tell I Am Not Naturist ":WINK1:.

    "I Will Need To Try Some Of My Wife's Fake Bake ,Before I Go To Tenerife " :WINK1:
     
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    In tribute to the late Kenneth McKellar, BBC1's New Year's Eve celebrations will feature a previously unseen x-rated version of: 'Donald Where's Yer Troosers'.
     
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    Hello, is that Northwest Water - United Utilities?

    Yes

    I think it's time to lift the hosepipe ban now.
     
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    "Yes Operator, I Am Almost Up To My Ear's In Dirty Filthy Water, Raw Sewage And Snake's":help:.

    "Could You Please Urgently Send A Rescue Team To 21 ci ( Bleep, Bleep ,Bleep ,Bleep.):mad:


    " Sorry Caller,Could You Please Insert Another Coin Into The Box As Your Time Has Run Out":scratch:

    "Sorry If This Has Inconvenienced You In Any Way":scratch:.





    "Or Could You Call Again Later , When You Are A Bit Calmer":scratch:.


    "If You Have Any Problems With Your New Telephone Company ":th_scifD36:


    "Call Delhi 222 132 771 212" Have A Nice Day :dbgrtmb:
     
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    Get ready sisters, King Henry's boys have just done the monastry, but they're tired now. This will be easy.

    Did you see that? He only put 10p in the collection box.

    Sisters, I'm sure you're as sick as I am of porridge. The farmer next door has just bought a new flock of chickens.
     
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    Fred forgot to pack the deck chairs for the picnic.
     
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    Extreme bullimia can be very distressing to witness ...
     
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