Are you good at captions?

Welcome to the Floodline Call Centre, unfortunately we are currently experiencing a high volume of calls, please hold on - your call is important to us.

 

"HARRY! Could You Please Pass The Salt And Pepper, And Pour Me Another Glass of Chianti" .



"Hey CLARENCE !My Name Is Harry Smith "







"Not HARRY HOUDINI " :th_scifD36:.


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This Is A New Restaurant In South Korea :WINK1:. They Are Making A Fortune .

Their Advert Is ( All You Can Eat For One U.S. Dollar!!!).









Small Print at the bottom of the Advert :th_scifD36:



Cleaning Up After Sickness 10 U.S. Dollars :D

 

!Conductor! " Could You Please Have Your Tickets Ready For Inspection":th_scifD36:
"The Buffet Trolley Will Be Through In 5 Mins,If You Require A Purchase Hold your Hands Up In The Air" :th_scifD36:
"oooops, Sorry :th_scifD36:. Room For Another 200 Up Front" :D

 

( Conductor ), Would Mr Aabheer Sharma Please come to the Guards van ,you have a very important Phone message:th_scifD36::th_scifD36::th_scifD36:


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They Have Just Heard About The 70% Off, M & S SALE .

 

Hey Mate! Are You Into the old Marijuana by the Gange's River Stuff???..


And the Levitation Spells Stuff??





Great Stuff , Get You Ar** In Gear ,and give That poor man leaning at the door a seat :th_scifD36:



He Has Been Standing For Two Hours:WINK1:

 

Call centre implements 'Fish' staff morale & result boosting techniques too literally.

 

Always thought there was something fishy in that office.

 

(Managers Tannoy System Announcement) " Staff ,We Are Going Back To Basics:th_scifD36:.
No More E/Mails, P/Ms Etc, All Contact Will be done by our new Meditation/Tranquil Water Flow System :th_scifD36:
Just Place your Communications in the Water And Let It Flow" :th_scifD36:.





More Happy Tablets Will Be Issued At Lunch Time:thumb:

 

Dame Margot Fonteyn Prima Ballerina in her Later Years Limbering /Warming up Before her Entrance in :WINK1:


Swan Lake .





ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS A HARDY OLD BIRD :WINK1:.