Are you good at captions?

You Have All Been Well Warned Of The Danger Of Smoking And Overdoing Sun Bathing :WINK1:.












This Poor Lady Just Celebrated Her 30 Th Birthday Today :hapbirth:.

 

Hey Hey Good Lookin 'Watcha Got Cookin'

How's About Cookin' Somthin Up With ME !!! .






YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! .

 

"Condominiums For Sale " Get Away From It All :WINK1:.

Due To Climate Change We Can Only Offer The Top Of The Building Structure .

Hopefully Soon We Can Offer The BOTTOM !!! Which Will Give More Rain Cover Under The Cheeks:WINK1::WINK1::WINK1:.

 

"Oh Mr Bruno, This Is Your Early Morning Bird Call" .





" Oh Chick, P**S Off , You Know I Had A Heavy Night At The Hare And Hounds" ..

 

Is that a bird up my Nose?? Thank god for that. I Thought I Had, Emphysema,Pneumonia,Heart Disease and i was taking Anxiety Attacks!! .Hold On Bert, a Quick Blow then we are off to the OLD COW INN

 

Every Home Should Have One At Their Front Door


The Door Bell Rings, You Look Out The Side Window, Press A Button











And Another Door To Door Salesman Bites The Dust .

 

I Have Been Ordered To The Crows Nest!!!.




We Were In "The Smuggler's Inn ",At Pinnacle Point last night NNE 1/4 EAST.



We All Came From "The Smuggler's " and Set Course NNW 1/2 West.




We Landed At The " Old Anchor Bar" We all came from "The Old Anchor Bar" And Set Course"





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THE QUESTION IS ?? "WHERE IS THE GODDAMN BOAT"