Behold, The Day Has Come. I bought a smartphone.

OI, chill out old boy-O! Mind= BLOWN! (This comes with hand gestures and a squinted eye, I'll add a video clip once I learn how to do that)

I'm embracing new technology and communication style. And, just to make it clear, I do not store fallen crumbles of Gouda on top of my bear's head.

It'll be just fine. I'm OK.

Scared GIF by Sony Pictures Animation - Find & Share on GIPHY

Scared GIF by Sony Pictures Animation - Find & Share on GIPHY

OK, I need to practise with these erm... GIPHYs.

Scared GIF by Sony Pictures Animation - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

I've just replaced my ten year old Kindle e-reader and finding my way around the new one with a touch screen is not easy. I intend to stick with my old phone though.

 

Yeah I stuck with my old phone for ages, half the time it didn't work.
Then I got a new one 4G, still old by today's standards, but my old one was 2 and half G I think.
And most of the time the half wasn't working.

 

My old phone makes calls and sends texts @pete, that's all I need. In fact I don't need it really, it doesn't get used.

 

You and your bonfires.