Bizarre gardening injuries!!

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Can you two stop flirting and get on with telling us of awful injuries, please?? :rolleyes: :D

I'm enjoying all this!

 

sorry D,its just that the scene of WM when she ran around our garden in all her glory brought back memorys
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:eek:

 

Well I have been reading about all of your accidents and I must say it has left me in stitchers, (the laughing kind) I thought my husband was accident prone, but you lot can beat him.

 

Who said gardening was fun?? I still have to prune my Rambling rose yet...so watch this space! :eek: :D

 

I know its not an injury...well it was to his property... does anyone remember the report of a guy who had a bit of a disaster trying to kill a mole (moles again!!!)?
Anyway he drove his nice new Jaguar automatic on to the lawn, stuck hosepipe on exhaust and other end down mole run and switched on engine. Unfortunately the car engaged gear, and accelerated into side of house. Petrol tank then exploded, writing off spanking new car and badly fire damaging very nice house.
So far score is....
Moles 2 Stupid humans 0

 

:D :D Go moles!!!!

 

Another almost-Darwin award - the category that just falls short of death....
People!!!!

 

i managed to cut through a wasp nest in the headge i was cutting and stapped myself with a screw driver trying to clean the lawn mower blades never used a screw drive for this again lol