BM: "I Polish My Car"

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  1. Banana Man

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    For the outside I have banana, cherry, lemon, bubblegum to name but a few. Inside from memory, I can do Coconut, New Car, Watermelon, cherry, Pine, Pina Colada and of course anti child stench ! :D
     
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    Ooh BM, I see from the pic your knees have seen some action!! :D :D
    I was going to say I'd like banana inside [​IMG] but I see that's an outside flavour :D So could I have cherry outside and Coconut inside please???? Brace yourself Saxo, you're about to get some Banana lovin :D :D
     
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    Well, I just won't show my muddy dark green Clio because BM would probably faint or even worse ... it positively disappears into the landscape here .

    Ask me if I care ...... ? No, don't bother! [​IMG]
     
  4. Banana Man

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    I will pop open a new bottle of Cherry for you Windy. Coconut is my favourite for inside. I have never done a green car that was meant to be green. My sisters blue car was green, but that was from neglect not from the factory :D If I lived in Portuagal I would have to not care with all the dust I guess. Would have to have something like a Landrover Defender which are supposed to be dirty :D Or a banana yellow bowler wildcat [​IMG]

    http://www.car2max.com/jpg/topgear_bowler.jpg
     
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    Depends on if you want to live "town" or "country", Babe.

    Town you can be polished and pristine, country .... we're just mucky folk, I'm afraid!

    Can't see our beautiful selves in the vehicles for the dust, muck and mud! [​IMG] [​IMG] xx
     
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    Bowler it is then, I think I qualify as 'mucky folk' :D
     
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    Perhaps you should be in Members Hobbies?
     
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    It started off with the best intentions of my cherry blossom :D But has progressed into something more suitable for hobbies :D
     
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    You could be right there, LoL! :D Certainly an art-form!

    I don't think I could ever be that obsessive about my car...... and anyone who has ever seen mine would agree :rolleyes:

    I'm sure birds target beautifully clean and shiney cars like yours, BM - where's the challenge for them in ordinary cars like mine? :D
     
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    Aaaaaa! It's a horror flick! Lulls you into this sense of being lulled to sleep and then - this face pops up! Talk about being woken with a start!!

    (Only laughing, BM!)

    Seriously, do you only use the lance and no scrubbing or nowt? Can hardly believe it! Such amazing finishes!


    PS - I saw two Subarus in Asda's carpark this afternoon - now if a chap can afford a Subaru, why is he shopping in Asda!
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    Go on - I know - it's because he shops in Asda he can afford a Subaru!!
     
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    I did mitt wash it today, but most weeks if it has not been used much it just gets a Foam and Jet Wash. If you use a good shampoo, no need to dry it either :D
     
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    I use a good shampoo and I don't dry either! :rolleyes: As far as my car goes .... it gets the pressure washer occasionally! :eek: I hear you say!
     
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    I just went and watered the garden due to all this heat, 21.something again today, and hosed the car down, so it's nice and dark green and shiny with no dust on it! That will come back tomorrow as we go up the lane and by the time we get to the end ...
     
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    That's my problem, LoL - I jethose the three vehicles, then Mr D goes and gets one all muddy again.... what's the point? :rolleyes:
     
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